![]() 03/21/2020 at 15:30 • Filed to: TP, Toilet Paper | ![]() | ![]() |
Well there it is folks....we’ve all seen it, everyone is hoarding the TP, the bathroom paper product, the buttocks wipe...you know, toilet paper.
Have you been wondering how long your secret stash will last, have you been struggling with the maths? Well, struggle no more my friend.
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Obviously this is a gross approximation.
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It’s only gross if you don’t wash your h ands afterward.
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Homemade, sustainable and organic, nice.
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Even better warm.
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why are there refried beans already on the tacos?
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Well of course, pretty much expected that.
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My stockpile will last indefinitely because I’ve decided not to poop any more until the virus passes.
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Pre-moistened
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There’s a line from an Australian movie from 1979 that has been stuck in my head for a long time:
'If you don't eat, you don't shit. If you don't shit, you die.'
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That is profound. What are you